Treatment Assignment: How to make toast (Berger)

The premise for my movie is simple: imagine Thing 1 and Thing 2 from Dr. Seuss's the Cat in the Hat making toast. Now imagine that my kids are Thing 1 and Thing 2.
I see one child opening the fridge and bringing out a loaf of bread, then throwing a slice at the other. Then they might both run around the house holding slices. Eventually bread gets into the toaster, then the toaster might be set on too high a setting. Smoke pours out. Alarms go off. Children smile. Toast.